drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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