You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize