hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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