On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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