Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
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alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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