oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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