Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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