after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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