That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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