i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
He did a backflip because drugs
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