I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I'm really busy with my period
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