Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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