Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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