You're so nebulous sometimes
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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