Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
They left me at home... I'm a liability
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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