Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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