goodnight i made you a song goodbye
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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