Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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