Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
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Inconspicuously
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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