I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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