Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
My vagina just recognized that song.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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