Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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