You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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