Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
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His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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