I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
ttyl tear gas
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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