I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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