Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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