i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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