I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers