A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
All I want is dick and wine.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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