Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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