So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
