YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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