I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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