How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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