is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
