honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I think I am morally bankrupt
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Randomize
