This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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