We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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