so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
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He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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