Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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