we have pet lesbian snakes
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I wish life had little blips of pornography
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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