Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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