Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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