So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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