Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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