when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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