He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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