I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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