id be glad to
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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