Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
are you so shy because you have an std?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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