i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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