He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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