the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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