Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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