Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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