we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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