Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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