so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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it's like iHOP with fire
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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